Works in Progress

The Angel of the Circuit Board: a new novel to be published on Amazon this year

Robotandroid Ltd was the manufacturer of the washing machine, and their holorama advertising depicted a fierce alien warrior with a ridged forehead and sharp teeth, treading over the dead, decapitated and mutilated bodies and limbs of his fallen enemies, swinging his multi-bladed battle-axe round and round, whilst complaining of the bloodstains on his battle armour. The alien said that he hadn’t been able to get any washing done on account of him having to build vast funeral pyres to burn the dozens of slain enemies who had perished in honourable combat. And what with the pollution, fallout, ash, and soot, it was impossible to hang out his washing. But now, with the Robotandroid TW300, Today is a Good Day To Dry!

The Random Access Memories of Jonny Naylor Cosmic Sailor

Finally, after years of popular request, the unpublished memoirs of the Galaxy’s most famous Cosmic Sailor, including exclusive passages from those who know him most intemately (parental guidance suggested).